Here's the premise: Miss Luv Coxx is scouting the wild streets of London for likely studs to appear in a porn flick. And fuck them in the ass, er, arse.

The thing starts with two short haired "birds" take on a tattooed guy with a gut while we see some chick with a camera allegedly shooting the action and urging it all on with a thick Brit accent, which must be the least sexy in all of Europe. Then we're treated to a guy in a pig mask boffing a big titted blond -"Oi! I've got to shag a pig?!" Blimey.

There's way too much chatting in this oddball Anglo effort; at times it seems like you're listening to a bunch of secretaries blabbing about nothing but their lower class accents. Kind of the The Office, apart from the humor and genius.

There are maybe two decent looking women involved with this project, certainly not enough to recommend it. If its accents you're after, switch on BBC World news and save your money.

Retailing: Poor Brit fare.