Released | Jun 01st, 2004 |
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Running Time | 139 Min. |
Director | Jules Jordan |
Company | Evil Angel |
Cast | Jules Jordan, Luci Thai, Cris Taliana, Rose (I), Sabrine Maui, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, Lexington Steele, Brian Pumper, Tee Real, Nautica Thorn, Charmane Star, Falco Zito, Toni Ribas, Sable Simms |
Critical Rating | AAAA 1/2 |
Genre | Gonzo |
Simply put, this is the one to beat next January for Best
Ethnic-Themed Title - Asian. At least to this reviewer's eyes
(and other body parts).
Crammed from first frame to last with quite possibly the
best-looking collection of Asian babes ever assembled for an
adult title ("hardcore supermodels" indeed, as the box hype
states), Jules Jordan's Invasian! also boasts a boatload of
very hot tease and damn-near consistently strokable sex
wrapped in Jordan/Evil Angel's typical handsome, high-end
production values, which give the title a rich, luxuriously
decadent feel that only serves to enhance the heat.
Jordan, who has said that he's always trying to go against
the porno pack, doesn't overly energize his scenes to
over-the-top proportions, as is the custom in the
harder/louder/faster school of gonzo that's the vogue right
now. Hell, his tease segments are virtually silent movies.
And while this reviewer would have liked to see a bit more
in-your-face energy in the somewhat leisurely scenes, the
overall package - particularly the babes (all lusciously
garbed in lingerie, fake furs and giant whore heels) coupled
with that clean, crisp look - is unquestionably impressive
Editor's Choice material.
Invasian! opens on Sabrina Maui's super-fine face, proceeds
to a solo tango with a black dil, then culminates in a
memorable coupling with big Lex Steele, who takes her ass
over and over again before splattering her comely kisser.
Pre-nom it for Best Sex Scene Coupling. Scene two's Charmane
Star/Jordan pairing is much the same, sans the sodomy. That's
followed by some pre-nom worthy tease from mouthwatering
fetish kitten Rose (complete with feline mask and riding
crop), who eventually settles into a d.p., double vag and
double cream rinse care of Brian Pumper and Toni Ribas.
Breathtaking Luci Thai, she of the waist-length brunette
locks, black lingerie, opera gloves and stilettos, gets the
d.p. treatment from Pumper and Tee Real in scene four. The
Sable Simms/Jordan suck/fuck/squirt that follows is perhaps
the most rote action in the title. Invasian! closes out
meanwhile with Cris Taliana and Nautica Thorn engaging in a
little g/g before jointly sucking off Jordan's, uh,
joint.
The bonus disc contains two additional oral scenes: Thai
taking two massive facials from Arnold Schwarzenpecker and a
second dude named Phil, and Star doing the same care of
Jordan.
Pre-nom Invasian! for the abovementioned Best Ethnic-Themed
Title - Asian. Anyone else hoping to compete in that category
be forewarned: you've got your work cut out for you.