Slapstick porn? Well, this is another fine mess we've gotten ourselves into. Actually, it is a mess, but it's far from fine. This old feature film has to have been dredged up from the oblivion pile. It's silly, poorly edited and uninspired. And get this: Ron Jeremy and Howard play Laurel and Hardy types. They're more like two stooges.

The story is told in flashback by Jeremy, who was once a psychiatrist specializing in sexually inhibited women. He recounts how he "counseled" his patients. Unfortunately, most of the sexual escapades are tame, and the talents of such stalwarts as Serena and Lisa DeLeeuw seem wasted.

Ultimately, Jeremy is kicked out of the profession and becomes a down-and-out-bum, content with hitting his bumbling sidekick, Howard, in the noggin. Funny? No! Sexy? No! The only things which save this film from being totally awful are Danielle, who sizzles in her scenes, and the fact that Ron Jeremy and Howard get pelted with cream pies at film's end. Now that's an inspiration to reviewer and viewers alike!