Just because anyone can pick up a brush and lay paint on canvas does not, by any stretch of the imagination, a great painter make. Similarly, just because a guy has a dick and is able to stick it into a girl's pussy on camera will not necessarily result in good porn. And good porn this is certainly not.

Ionie Luvcoxxx trolls the streets of England and with great arrogance assaults the English public in search of guys who will agree to bang her so-called porn stars on camera. The results are less than exciting.

Retailing: There is a market for everything — even English porn.