Apparently, this English director (Ionie) luvs to hear herself talk more than she does capture a handful uninhibited encounters. Coxx's constant chatter is exceedingly obtrusive.

Coxx's production skills here are also weak. Rarely is a shot well-framed, close-ups are scarce, and the pace of this import seems longer than the occupation of Britain by the Gauls.

Adding proverbial insult to injury, the "both holes filled" promise doesn't refer to double penetration – just the fact that these gals will take it in either hole. That's as much as we can take, too. Green card denied!

Retailing: Unfamiliar British cast has some appeal.