Everything about this production looks exactly as it should. Near-flawless flesh in well-lit, adeptly captured fuck scenes. Performances are good, even enthusiastic. Eva Evangeline and Shane Diesel share a particularly satisfying coupling. Evangeline's chat in "behind the scenes" is charming, too, talking about sticking a curling iron up her ass. And Isis Love's messy facial is a borderline cum tsunami.

All that said, there are no surprises. Not a risky position or camera angle in the whole thing. And no one loses their composure in bliss. Too bad.

Retailing: Stock a few copies in your general section.