Penis size was an obsession long before cameras were invented, so it was only natural that the public's fascination with the subject added an extra dimension to movies long before Vincent Price leaped off the screen in the 3D House of Wax. To date, this pornographic "shock and awe" campaign has primarily concentrated on length – until Shane Diesel, whose member resembles nothing less than a Duraflame log in girth as well.

You'd think that this woodpile could generate a roaring fucking blaze. ICB8 reaches a few peaks here and there (especially with compact Wylder and Love), but sustainability is not the vid's virtue. Perhaps the problem is engineering – there are only so many ways to attempt cocksucking, for example – and part may be that old peg 'n hole conundrum. For our, money, the bonus scene (a threeway from The Perfect Ass: Brazil) bests the new footage.

Retailing: Interracial fans and size queens/kings.