If only by measurements of girth, there's no denying that Diesel sports one of the biggest packages in the business. But as The Swallows once crooned in 1951, "It ain't the meat – it's the motion." Size only counts for so much - and here it's not enough to make these mamas wanna rock that cock all night. Adding to the underwhelming bone-slinging is a faux-film look which just makes everything look sort of smeary.

Fortunately the girls are fresh and fairly energetic. Figuring in a Hispanic, a barely legal and one with big hooters, there's enough variety for a worthwhile look or two.

Retailing: Alert your big dick aficionados.