No movie in the last ten years has ever held so much promise as Human Toilet Bowls. The title alone captures the imagination and fills the heart with childlike joy. Sadly, Human Toilet Bowls is this year's Phantom Menace — an unfortunate disappointment.

Aside from the cheap and poorly lit production, the movie suffers from lack of balls. The title never delivers the degradation and/or humiliation the title suggests. Juvenile antics, such as placing a toilet seat around a girl's neck, are as far as these wild & crazy guys go. In fact, the actual sex is really tame. 

Retailing: Has early footage of our reigning Foreign Female Performer of the Year.