There are many questions as to the midday whereabouts of the dissatisfied housewife. Well, West Coast Productions knows where they go: Housewives go black!

In this, the series? fifth entry, voracious Volicity Von is the first to turn against her supposed husband, and does so with French-maid flair. Her man wants her to polish the furniture, but she'd rather polish some Johnson's Polish-sausage. Delilah Strong feels the same way, does the same thing; and tall, pale Ivory Towers takes a foot-long dong in her tiny hole.

Once you go black, you never go back, right, Mr. Pipes?

"That's right!" says Wesley. "That's right!"

Pre-nom for Pipes as Male Performer of the Year.

Retailing: Stock these stalks so you don't put ?em on blackorder.