When, when, when are some producers and directors going to learn that a) the general purpose of XXX features is to get couples horny and/or aid in masturbation, and b) an hour-and-a-half of quick-cut sexual antics at a party, even with a bunch of facials, just doesn't fill that bill?

After the two fairly-decent opening threesomes with Vanessa and Naomi, party-party-party is all you get. We liked the techno-pop soundtrack by Dr. Neptune, but on the erect-o-meter, the tape scores in decimals! Imagine wasting Randi Rage and Rain-ahh on this. Retailers: Recommend this as background for frat parties.