Tech Quality: A 1/2

They're hot, they're Latin, they're debutantes and it's their first time on camera.

Oh, and they're unidentifiable to non-Spanish speaking crackers, since they speak only Spanish. So, if you don't habla Español, just assume they had nothing to say and FF to the fuckin'.

Our first feisty Latina is the very young looking babe who made it as the cover's main image. She may still have her baby-fat, but she's a-workin' at workin' it off by doing lust thrusts with some Eminem-looking Latino. There is also the third scene, where she gets her puffy pussy pounded on the beach as insects buzz around their asses. Not very appetizing.

Next we go to the beach where we see a girl who looks similar to Maribel Verdú (Y Tu Mamá También). While she doesn't have Verdú's tits, she does sport some lengthy eraser nips that look fun. Too bad the scene constantly goes back to closeups of the guy's pimply ass. The girl's expression toward the end sums it up: Dullsville.

She also appears in the fourth scene, this time doing a double take, going anal like it was nothin' while sucking cock like she's trying to get to the center of a lollipop before going, with some obvious effort, d.p.

HLD1 closes out with a completely unfocused game of three-on-three on the beach that goes nowhere and has unforgivably bad-and-getting-worse lighting (the sun was obviously setting fast as they filmed the scene). Oh, and two of the four chicks on this vid appear exclusively - and unceremoniously - in this dreary closer.

Don't blame the girls, they did their best. Hot Latin Debutantes 1 suffers from locations (go inside if you can't get rid of the bugs), angles (enough with the man ass already) and los hombres who just don't seem to be satisfying las señioritas.

El tiempo quizá próximo.