Since blond Sandy turns out to be the boxcover girl, it might not be considered a breach of reviewing ethics to inform the world-at-large that she's the winner of the titled competition. And, if one's keeping score, note that Siobhan is the runner-up which probably means if Sandy cannot fulfill the duties of her crown, etc., etc., etc.

Hot Body has found a successful niche and continues to exploit it commercially through a series of concept competitions, this being the latest to test the endurance of nudity-at-all-costs gimmicks.

While the girls strut the stage wearing various interpretations of what a mini-skirt might be (and some do strain the imagination), director Cross provides thought-provoking voiceovers that ask a few simple musical questions, including the age-old one about sex in unusual places. While the responses might not have you reaching for the thesaurus to describe new levels of comedy, the show displays an appreciable level of energy and provides viewer bonuses with some select full-nude posing sequences.