Traveling around the world to bang hot chicks is a fantasy best carried out from the comfort of your couch. No flight hassles, language barriers or creepy tourists on murder vacations—just the right amount of culture for your cock. Don is our guide and our “guy.” Through his latest adventures and conquests, we visit Spain and meet Andrea Lux in the city of Alicante, who invites him to wait in her house while she changes into a bikini. They discuss nude beaches but get naked at her home instead. She likes his American dick and climbs on top to ride vaquera.

Later, we meet Andrea Retali in Valencia at the Cuidad de las Artes y las Ciencias (City of Arts & Sciences)—where Star Wars and Westworld have filmed! Don, that slippery rascal, tells Retali that he’s a plastic surgeon and convinces the cute chiquita to do a consultation with him. He eventually comes clean and all over her face.

Okay, the scenarios aren’t real, but none of this would happen to you out there anyway—so sit back and enjoy!