Just as sex for most hookers is merely a job, the boffing in Hooker Illustrated sometimes comes off as just a means to another paycheck. The opening Caroline/Johnny Thrust pairing is pretty pedestrian, while scene two's Phyllisha Ann/Ron Jeremy/Jon West triad only comes alive when she's d.p.'d.

Scene three's Cassidy/Thrust coupling is the vid's hottest, thanks to her sizzling performance skills. But Kay London turns the closer with Rick Masters into ridiculous parody with her way-over-the-top raps.