This humble reviewer remembers, long ago, reviewing what was then a milestone in this series: Vol. 100. It staggers the imagination that it is now, after nearly 30 years of amateur releases, up to Vol. 800. Just damn! Fortunately, this lives up to its 799 predecessors with no deviation from a winning formula: four scenes of mixed amateur action with people of all shapes and sizes celebrating the series.

For example, Babyxxx and Cappiati are a young foreign couple who top off an anal cream pie in the snow with a shout out of “Happy 800 Homegrown” in halting English. For kinda kinky there is an Asian masked ball scene with a gal with huge tits and a prego who share a messy facial pop from their stud of the moment after he finishes clowning around. Other themes happen in celebration of this 800th edition, and it deserves all the hoopla.