I believe the Department of Agriculture should add "plots" to its list of endangered species of which this tape certainly qualifies.

The story opens with Jordan McKnight sitting in a bar, and after a while, she and bartender Juan Martinez engage in some boring sex. Then, Megan Smith mumbles a few unintelligible words to Rick Long, and the two then proceed to rock the audience to sleep with more boring sex.

Much more animated is Lady Paree, who's mad at her man because he's come back happy from a business trip — so Paree lets the poor slob sit there while she pleasures herself for about ten minutes.

Finally, we come to a watchable scene — but it's a match-up we've seen again and again: Julian St. Jox and Janet Jacme. The movements may be old hat, but at least they're lively.

Retailers should have no trouble figuring where to put this — but there are plenty of better all-black videos on the shelves already.