Dillon Day's got a little list. It's called "How to Get Into Jessica's Pants." "Jessica" is Gina Lynn, the girl who works upstairs in his office building (the only possible referent for the feature's title) at "Computer Associates," and Day desperately wants to fuck her. He decides that the first two items on the list - "Save her life" and "Buy her" - won't work, so he's going with #3: "Tell her a joke." In fact, he's so sure it'll work that he imagines an entire session with her, including doggie, spoon and mish.

This joke idea catches on, and before you know it, co-worker Lee Stone has Angel Long in bed for mish and two anal positions. Then Day's girlfriend, Cameron Caine, has to literally pull the joke book out of his hands so she can have a long doggie session with him, as well as reverse cowgirl and mish. Dillon then actually tries his joke on Gina, but she thinks it's gross, and Dillon's chastened...until he hears his boss (Tony Tedeschi) saying that same joke worked for him! Which, of course, it did, in an excellent scene that starts with Gina teasing Tony mercilessly, riding him cowgirl with good hip action, followed by mish, sidesaddle, spoon and doggie before the oral pop.

Lynn is the best thing in this tape, but it is, if you'll pardon the expression, a one-joke story, and the best Lynn can do still fails to raise the action into the higher elevations.