If European porn flicks are any indication of what really takes place across the waters, it's no wonder that the Europeans have become a secondary industrialized region. Jeez. It seems all these people know how to do is come up with kinky twists on the old in-and-out.

That said, if the women depicted in this movie are indicative of what's available in the Old Country, you can't blame the guys for being obsessed with them. These chicks are hot in an unprocessed sort of way. They're shaved. And they're kinky whores. All in all, it's a lethal combination.

So what if in all other endeavors Europeans are a bunch of whiny, anti-American, surrender squirrels? With this kind of action available, maybe it's time to renew my passport.

Retailing: Hot Euroskanks get kinky for skeevy Eurodudes and let you watch.