Aside from the balloonish knockers of Lisa Lipps (which get humped by Cal Jammer), there's plenty of reasons to skip this release, which features some of the most unappetizing women since the Soviet bloc ran its ladies' tractor pull competition. Two of the four un-plotted segments emphasize those oh-so-erotic double (prosthetic) dicks that viewers obviously can't get enough of; when attached to Tony Martino, even a simulated blowjob from Cumisha can't wake him from an apparent coma. Why the vid cuts to lush exteriors (contrasting the dumpy apartments) is beyond comprehension. Hard to Hold features a nice box and little else.