"A Robby D. Treat" is the tagline on the box, and there isn't a more apropos way you could describe this new excursion by the creator of the Jack's Playground cavalry of series.

The D-man's highly stylized dive into the young girl pool, Hard Candy offers up some of the most scrumptious slices of confectionary this side of the Wonka factory, including but most definitely not limited to the premier onscreen cocking of the lovely Holly Morgan (on a countertop by Scott Nails, in case you were wondering; it's delightful).

Earlier on, and even more orgasmically fantastic still, there is a meeting of Mick Blue's dick and alt honey Riley Mason's muff that serves as crotch-kindling proof of why we named Mason one of our "Fresh" girls (women of much promise, in case you're not a regular reader) last month. Her aloof hellkitten de-clothing while bouncing around to some blaring punk rock will get pulses pounding good.

Blue gets more action later from Leah Luv in a gorgeously shot outdoor scene staged in the cab and the bed of a big white pick-up truck. There's something particularly special about the oral Luv administers to Blue at the beginning of the scene; never before has a blowjob looked so — luscious, for lack of a less homoerotic word.

In any event, the real pinnacle of the production is the very first scene, a blistering threeway between Nails and brunette schoolsluts Nadia and Valery. Decked out in plaid minis and promiscuously undone dress tops, they blanch when Nails greets them with, "You girls wanna play with the big cock?" but it isn't long before their true Catholic harlot selves come out, and they play ferociously with the big cock in the school library. We did catch a little blurt of direction from Mr. D. at one point during the scene, but we'll let it slip by. This time.

It should be noted that Keri Sable is not in the main feature, but just in a bonus scene in which she does nothing more than a striptease.

Nevertheless, would we call this series kick-off Hard? As a jawbreaker, baby.

Pre-noms: Best Threeway (Nadia, Valery & Nails), Best Coupling (Mason & Blue), Best Tease (Mason), Best Oral Scene (Luv & Blue), Best Videography (Robby D.), Best Packaging.