One of the most enduring horror movie franchises gets the porn parody treatment from director Jim Powers and Smash Pictures. This is one release you’ll want to pick up in time for All Hallows Eve.

The story begins on Halloween night when a deranged Michael Myers spies his sister (Raven Alexis) getting fucked silly. Raven’s screams while getting boned could raise the dead, and it isn’t long, in fact, before she gets slaughtered by bro Michael for being so slutty. Cool footage from Michael’s POV makes this a fun kill.

Fifteen years later the still silent Michael escapes the state mental facility—but not before pyschiatrist (Marcus London) and nurse (Britney Amber) get randy in the transport vehicle that Michael subsequently steals. With tits like Britney has, we can forgive Marcus crossing his professional boundaries.

Next we meet goodie-two-shoes Laurie (Lily LaBeau), who Michael stalks at close range. Creepy music interludes play while we see what Michael sees while he silently watches his next victim. It seems like Lily’s the only one that can see Michael while she walks with her friends Annie (Andy San Dimas) and Lynda (Lexi Belle), who persuade her to ditch her babysitting job on Halloween night to have fun with them.

Myers will see these girls fucking on Halloween, like he did his sister 15 years ago, and brutally kill them. But let’s not spoil the fun…

Not wanting to get involved in any sexual shenanigans, Laurie leaves just as her friend Annie gets down with her boyfriend. Always super hot, San Dimas turns in a great scene—before she gets her throat slit.

Same deal with Lynda. The preternaturally cute Lexi and her boyfriend boff in a spirited session and get slaughtered by Michael.

Finally we get to see Laurie fuck Michael. A sloppy blowjob through his white sheet leaves Michael with a sizeable stiffy. The way she diddles her clit while bouncing in reverse cowgirl proves she’s definitely not the virgin her friends tease her of being.

A creepy final scene in which Laurie does battle with Michael only to have Dr. Loomis arrive on the scene, save her, and shoot Michael numerous times until he falls over the balcony, was shot well by Powers. Loomis peers off the ledge to admire his handiwork—only to find Michael’s body isn’t there. Spooky!