Thong, thong—who has the thong? That is the question as an assortment of people attempt to steal a ten million dollar jeweled thong, designed by Xander Corvus, to be showcased at the XXX Awards. In the interim, does lust trump greed? Is the sparkle in Kissa Sins’ wide-opened eyes equal to the gleam and allure of the thong? Will Nicholette Shea, chosen to model this world’s most expensive lingerie piece, do what it takes to keep it for herself? It takes a light-hearted romp like this to find these answers and more as five greedy bitches go for it.

Karmen Karma is first to express interest, so she finds herself face deep in Lela Star’s prominent ass during a girl/girl slurpfest intended to enlist Star’s help to steal Corvus’ creation. Later, attired in slinky catwoman attire, they get captured in the act—and get away by draining guard Mick Blue.

It then becomes a running joke (in a good way) as the rest of the cast become involved in various misadventures that do more to promote sex than successful thievery.

This culminates in a mass orgy scene with Karma, Star, Shea, Sins, Honey Gold, Quinn Wilde and a soon-to-be very exhausted Xander Corvus.

Entertaining and sexy. Recommended.