Hosts George Martin and Darby hit Lake Havasu over Labor Day weekend with Cream, Bruno, Tori Little, Johnny Toxic and Kid Vegas to make new friend and convince them to expose their breasts and genitals. It's amazing what regular people will do for the camera once they get some alcohol in their systems....

Vol. 1 features the professional porners masturbating and fucking on a speedboat. Toxic encourages the crowd to cheer for hairy pussy —not a tough task; they're so liquored up, they'd cheer the return of fascism— with plenty of willing females giving demonstrations. The crowning achievement occurs when Bruno and Tori put on a live sex show, much to the screaming throng's delight.

In the second volume, budding star Brian joins the gang. He's at first disturbed to discover that one of the girls has nipples "bigger than my dick" but recovers quickly, and insists he's got "more game than Coleco." He hooks up with a freckled blonde in a fuzzy white bikini, but she won't fuck him. Girls and guys get into fistfights; and Tori hangs her ass off the side of the boat and pisses a small flood into the lake.

Vol. 3 showcases a girl receiving a double insertion from a vibrator and a zucchini. Other highlights include the woman who vomits into the water; the girl who removes her bloody tampon; and poor old Brian again, who manages to dryhump the fuzzy pricktease. It's fascinating to watch the evolution of their relationship; by the end, she's drunk and allows him to finger her and lick her pussy, but nothing more. Our sympathies, dude.