Since director Tony Vidson took over this series, it's lost steam considerably. Yes, there are some fairly hot girls providing the action – which is to be expected, this being European-based fare and all – but said action is predominantly very, very mechanical and unconvincing. Put another way, there's a whole lot of fence-painting going on here.

We have no problem with Euro-babes snacking on each other's snatches, believe us. All we're asking for is some semblance of an impression that it's a good snack. Call us crazy.

Retailing: With the series.