When ya come right down to it, there's just one basic way to really screw up a nasty d.p. scene - cast girls who visibly dislike the act (or by default, ones who just perform it for money). GDPU rings both of these bells, throwing in homeliness for good measure.

Fortunately, Allura Bond survives the acne scarred/stretch mark look that may prevent other cast members from breaking into the glamour end of the business. Bond's scene, fairly unremarkable in itself, remains the most interesting on the vid – mainly for the raincoat crowd, who will surely enjoy seeing her squat down and crap out Rod Fontana's dubious DNA right after Masters flushes her beef curtains with spunk. (We'd love to be able to deduct points for being prohibited from fast forwarding through the front-loaded ads on the DVD, but a friendly suggestion will have to suffice.)