If there's anything to distinguish GO3 from the mountainous stack of generic Europorn, we must admit it's well hidden. Lacking both knockout babes and sexual steam - either of which would've piqued our interest, if slightly - this unlucky director hasn't much to work with.

Ass stabbing and facials are his textbook response. This lowest-common denominator solution may provide enough stimulation for raincoaters.

Retailing: Pitch it to threesome fans.