At 32 volumes, we can safely call Ghetto Booty a "staple" series but we'd rather call it like it is: a lame attempt that Sparky cranks out with one eye open — and the other dreaming of easy Hustler money just for delivering such phoned-in efforts.

In fact he doesn't even shoot this one: videographer is "Dame Streetz," who can't even manage to keep the exposure or color balance set from shot to shot. Sparks sure must've saved a bundle by hiring these no-name performers, who haven't quite honed their skills. (This rawness might appeal to fans of amateur fare.) Ms. Juicy is the only hottie on board ... and even so, Sparky neglects to get her top off until halfway through the scene.