This Get Shorty parody starts off promisingly enough with the turbo-charged Lovette taking Randy West's sausage up her keister and some trash-talking brunette getting wildly d.p.'d. But the second half of Get Lucky settles into mediocrity with three straight scenes, including the supposed big showdown between Vince Vouyer and top-billed Houston, hat are strictly on auto-pilot and, as a result, come up way, uh, shorty.