Dr. "Macock" (Evan Stone) explains his sexuality research, and Nicki Hunter demonstrates, brandishing the "Censostrap 9000," a special strap on that lets women experience what it's really like to have a cock. "What the fuck, you already came? What about me?" Hunter's female experiment partner huffs as Hunter cracks open a beer and smiles with oblivious satisfaction. Luckily, Stone intervenes, and Hunter's next probing pass is significantly more satisfying.

Continuing the theme of scientific sex toy experimentation, Felix Vicious offers his manhood to Katja Kassin for comparison with her dildo "in the name of science." Ah, if only high school physiology was this entertaining.

Retailing: Couples and plot fans.