Even for an amateur production, if ya can't see the action, all the heat in the world is wasted. Such is the case with the makers of this vid, who cannot seem to grasp the basics of shooting video even in this age of idiot-proof camcorders. The DVD also appears to be overly compressed, making this a grainy, pixelated, hand-held, headache-inducing mess that cannot even manage to capture the cast's genuine chemistry.

Even if the whole shebang had been shot by Vilmos Zsigmond, the audience for Kandi and Company's antics remains slim - which is hardly how we'd describe the performers. Not to be unkind, the word "swinging" is supposed to describe a lifestyle, not a belly.