The packaging boasts a plethora of textbook examples of what's marketable in an amateur release. What's included is the most marginal interpretation of each.

As far as it consisting of "girl next door/college girl" smut (which is it, please?), you'd have better luck rooting through your neighbor's sock drawer for a libido booster. Kid Lee is the Florida-based, all-black ethnographer who captures three condom-clad snippets of his buddies eating pussy and getting their groove on. It can barely carry pornographic credentials considering the glaring lack of blowjobs, cumshots, consistent wood, production pride, a menu (a humble request) and most notably any whack-worthy moments.

One gets the uneasy feeling, following the finale (two incompetent stripteases), that the title is derogatorily directed at the viewer! If this is Do-It-Yourself smut-mongering, then you should go stroke it by yourself.