Jake opens up with a scene that he admits has been sitting on the shelf for three years – a move that sets the pace of the entire title, which seems to have grown stale. Byron Long's sequence with Chocolate is the highlight, beginning with dance-oriented tease and building slowly to a decent pole-worshiping ceremony.

A few of the girls are cute but not especially passionate; while the guys simply march through their woodslinging chores like dutiful soldiers. (One uncredited Private doesn't even stand to attention on the front lines - even when the opportunity of a hot threesome with Candy awaits him.)