So for the first almost 10 minutes of this interracial/impossibly big dick title, we don’t get to see a woman at all, but instead we get regaled with OG Mudbone’s opinions on celebrities Lindsay Lohan and Lebron James. No fan alive is going to want to sit through that, and editing it out or putting it in a behind the scenes segment would have been considerate to the viewers.

Once the sex actually starts, it’s decent enough stuff for viewers who like sex to look painful and awkward at times with overly large jizz loads. “I’ve got 40 acres and a white bitch!” Bone exclaims as he’s vag-fucking Nicole Ray after she asks not to be spanked during the scene. Czech girl Ally Style gets treated to a cheeseburger before her time with Bone, and there’s a lot of giggling before the fucking that results in a cream pie. A trip to the park yields “sun-dried hippies” and Amai Liu, who loves Del Taco’s food and getting fucked hard before the stupidly big cumshot.

Stephanie Cane gets picked up at the park, too, while she’s sucking on a watermelon popsicle so she can have her first sexual experience with a black man. They fuck poolside and she ends up awash in his DNA.