The reports of the death of Tyra Banxxx's adult career have been greatly exaggerated. The whippet-thin celebrity lookalike is the first freak to get nasty, using her sleek body to coax a load out of Batiste and onto her tongue. Bet'cha the talk show host/supermodel can't do that.

The second scene is yet another showstopper courtesy of one Marie Luv, who saps Tyler Knight of his strength like some sort of sexual energy-depleting mutant. Except she uses her extraordinary mouth and super-tight fuckhole as her power to whittle his cock down to a nub.

Retailing: If they dig black-on-black, stock it strong.