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Even a die-hard foot fetishist would find this vid bewildering. With technical aspects that seem to have been executed by an original Woodstock attendee who ate several sheets of the brown acid (plus snatches of inappropriate, unconnected music that only support that theory), this is one hell of a mess. Mullet-haired Fritz the Cat is the only one here who gets naked, which in many cases is a blessing in disguise, considering some of the talent he's assembled. Each of the four scenes is very much the same: Fritz is assaulted by a group of female feet - interminably - until an arch-fucking sequence finally allows him to blow his load (which he often licks off the ladies peds). This is all well and good, but isn't the goal to find women who at least possess attractive feet? Are the close-ups of skin discolorations, bunions and corns really necessary? And check out that long-ass running time - 107 minutes of this shit. Oy.