"Joe Eat-Her" (Alex Sanders) returns with his latest trauma.  His current disaster's an infatuation with "Dr. Salmonella Demerol" (Lana Sands), which causes an addition to pizza, prompting a secret formula for "pituitary pizza," which guarantees sub-zero body fat.

Detective Jonathan Morgan warns Sanders the "muscle mob" is interested in this formula.  Jonathan does Jaime Lee (no complaints), before we learn Lana's part of the conspiracy -- not that it kills Sanders' devotion.  A Sanders/Sands/Morgan/Patricia Kennedy four-way provides the standout scene -- JM's look of reverence when Lana lowers herself onto him is worth watching the vid in itself, and Sanders' doggie-pounding of Lana is incendiary.  Morgan can't resist a few ad-libbed quips, but they don't detract from the heat.

Worth stocking with previous Flexxx volumes; it's a great series.  But -- Steven Wolfe: please burn that stars-and-stripes Speedo. Immediately.