Just what does the title mean? Are there scary pirates involved? Philosophical questions and answers?

Shut up and dig the hot chicks, man.

Sure, the camerawork is nice and the art direction better than most, but it's the girls who really drive Private's titles. This one is no exception and, despite dubbed audio throughout (and not a particularly well-sounding dub, either) and featuring ladies who are virtually unknown on these shores, the hotties - and the dirty fucking they partake in - transcend those things.

Most if not all of these Eurobabes are Hungarian and most are not only exceptionally fine, they are exceptionally dirty. There is a ton of every fucking angle for oral, vag and anal. And expressive - watch with the sound off for a minute and it almost looks like XXX vaudeville. Particularly surreal are the leather-boy outfits the guys prefer. Not an easy look to pull off.

Of course, it makes it a helluva lot easier if you have your dong buried deep inside Niky Belucci or Maya Gold or Cameron Cruise (the Hungarian actress, not the gay performer).

Fetish stuff like (boot-licking, horsie play, etc.) will be enjoyed by fans and won't get in the way for those just want to see the sex.