Well, who hasn't fantasized about the stereotypical farmer's daughter? And remember, we're talking about the porn stereotype.

No overalls and pig-slop caked boots here. It's all short-shorts, bandanas and shaved bikini zones.

The setups to the scenes provide some groaners worthy of a "Hee-Haw" skit, but since when did anyone watch a porn video for the brilliant comedy?

Nope, the real fun here is watching fresh-faced, tight-bodied trollops become much less fresh and tight as the scene rolls on.

Jordana James, Kylee King, and particularly Holly Morgan shine here as not-so-innocent, not-so-bright farm chicks.

Are you ready for the country? Well, it's time to go.

Retailing: Perfect for your teen section … or your farm section if you have one.