There are three things in life you never do: go cruising with Mike Tyson at 4 A.M.; go cruising in a BMW with Mike Tyson; use a vidcam in natural light settings when natural light rivals the Nairobi sewer system.

Director Stagliano, unfortunately, opted for door number three. In defense, I think he meant Bud Light, but the overall visual effect here weakens an otherwise decent sexvid. John Doe and Jesse Adams play a couple of Texas cowpokes ogling the female wonders of California. They come across a couple of beach pickups in the persons of Bella Donna and Brandy Alexander. When the action turns indoors, the girls are right on the money. Drat, the lighting isn’t. Then it really gets bizarre when the ‘pokes follow Kathleen Jentry (seen earlier as a door-to-door sex bimbo) to a Dracula sexfest. I wouldn’t possibly spoil some of the things that get said and done, but the whole thing kind of weirds out. Nice packaging; should do well.