As a franchise, F.A.B.'s offers dependable quality control - for both the talent and its overall look.

As far as the latter is concerned, when Sixx sticks to his garden exteriors, the visuals pop nearly as much as {lead cockslinger} Chris Charming's bucketloads of spooge. Naturally, the women represent a tempting variety, regardless of location placement. Bouncy Tory Freeland caters to the enhanced boob market while tiny-titted Jassie appeals to "young as they cum" crowd. Marie Luv covers the brown sugar angle, and the rest of these fine-assed babes deliver appreciable eye candy for simple blonde and brunette fans.

The action sometimes exceeds the standards for typical WTW fare, with Ava Ramon's hip-grinding, spunk snarfling encounter with Sascha being the highlight. (A bump in ratings requires just a tad more consistent heat.) Despite the title's moniker, viewers should not expect any bootie-plunging. In this respect, F.A.B.'s remains a lookie-loo.