Before you get even a hint of a secret, erotic or otherwise, viewers must sit through/fast forward through a bunch of trailers and adds, which makes for an introductory yawn fest.

Then we get to listen to Sammy and Lee Stone talk about their secrets. Sammy: "So, what's erotic to me is just a very sexual attitude, being open about yourself?" Nice to know, but probably not what consumers are looking for.

Czech honey Isabella helps matters considerably via her poolside scene with gorgeous Trinity and their ass-to-ass sharing of a big wiggly dildo. Jassie is a looker, though she fucks some guy who looks just like Beach Boy Al Jardine circa ?65, which is somewhat upsetting. But one hell of a secret.

Retailing: Basic sex with hot girls.