Gorgeous blondes and their hunky beach bimbones suffer the hideous wrath of el Nino, yet bravely continue fucking. Stock footage of Hurricane Andrew and other storms (which viewers are supposed to believe are bashing the California coast) are used to transition beautifully shot scenes of bathroom, under-the-sea, on-the-beach, on-a-boat, and in-the-hills sex. Whether it’s anal, girl/girl, or group sex, these brave Californian gods and goddesses survive inclement weather usually only seen in the Midwest and southeast.

Here, el Nino is regularly referred to in the feminine. Who wants to be the one to break it to Diver that el Nino is masculine? Maybe she was thinking of la Nina, the current global weather phenomena?