Eat At Dave's, where the entrees are people who enjoy sex? I think I'll stick to the Carnegie Deli, thank you.

The first course features a couple who act out their ho-hum fantasies. Dave himself pops into the action and into her mouth. The following courses are equally unappetizing.

Dave is a congenial host but he needs to heat up the sex a bit more. Let's hope that next time the menu is a little spicier!