Just when you thought vaginal porn was dead, the folks at Evil Angel breathe new life into it—saving pussy fucking from a world gone mad with anal. Veteran director Jonni Darkko leads the charge with DVP Sluts, a collective of women whose cavernous twats devour enormous cock two at a time. Not since childbirth has the vagina been so impressive.

Cover girl Valerica Steele lets her flaps fly free while spreading for Hollywood Cash and Robert Mann. The gents have huge genitals, but Steele’s slippery snatch takes them in at breakneck speed. Oftentimes, an anchor in a d.v.p. scene will stay put, but these guys are having an Errol Flynn swordfight inside the purple-haired stunner. The piston-fucking in her hole is intense—someone’s not getting out alive! They hit her spot in mish, and she gushes like a Yellowstone geyser—her eyes wide in surprise. They flip her over, and the swashbuckling continues! Cash, whose dick is the length of Webster’s arm, pumps her box like a Marine doing corrective PT.

Cash and Mann meet up again inside Luna Luxe, who seems to be having an out-of-body experience watching their giant cocks squeeze into her pussy. “I can take it, I can take it,” she assures herself repeatedly. Nicole Aria loves getting dick drunk, so she’s making it a double with Cash and Scotty P filling up her puss in a squirt-happy scene. Watching two massive cocks burrow simultaneously into tiny Linda Lan’s pussy is stroke-pausingly unbelievable—how can she take that?