It's a fine, fine day when beefy, macho Jack "The Enforcer" Hammer gets all dolled up in makeup and seamed fishnet stockings. It's a memorable day when this feminized version of Hammer takes a dildo up his ass. Go, girl.

See, Hammer's girlfriend C.J. Bennett has the audacity to complain about her feet hurting from the high heels she's worn all day. Hammer chides her for "being a baby." Uh-huh. Out comes a pair of black pumps, accessorized with stretch satin opera gloves, a black lace garter belt and matching camisole, and those wicked stockings. Once Hammer gets a look at himself in his girly finery, he springs a full boner and bangs Bennett triumphantly before presenting his tattooed butt for some easy access turnabout. "I think you've done this before," Bennett comments wryly. Elsewhere, Tina and Bobby Tyler put on a very watchable, similarly themed show, but Hammer's is the keeper here.