Deep Throat this ain't. The first order of a good oral sex vid is to make sure that each and every one of the girls can suck a golf ball through a garden hose. What else could there possibly be to worry about other than expert, salacious hummers? Apparently, the makers of DYT2 had other things in mind – such as a plethora of locations, costume changes and mini-scenarios. For a blowjob tape? People! Talk about misplaced efforts.

While plenty of hot Eurobabes populate this release, only a handful really know how to work that knob. Raven-haired Simony runs the sirloin scales on her piano teacher, and Tiffany Diamond takes a game of ping-pong to new and arousing levels, but the greater part of DYT2 is concerned with nonessential nonsense. Why, for Pete's sake, did anyone think that a guy getting his Johnson waxed in a rubber Texas Chainsaw mask would be anything but repellent? How could a roadside tonsil-tickler raise a viewer's wood if the scene is lit by the harsh glare of headlights at night?

Well here's a consoling thought: in the two hour running time, the chances are that if one scene really sucks (the bad way) it's fairly easy to spin on down to one that blows (the good way).