Reviewing a release on the basis of what it isn't constitutes unfair play, but let us say this: Chico Wang's moccasins are difficult to fill. New helmer Ray Bones can't be faulted for putting all the raw raincoater-centric elements on screen: Slutty fake-titty girls spackled with makeup, decked out in trashy lingerie, performing their requisite warmups. What happens afterwards is the problem — though a caveat is required: Many chicken-chokers won't even care.

Certainly, everyone's genitalia fits in the right places ... but for all the cock-slurping, d.p. and A2M action, we feel it looks preprogrammed. A step above the motel-room-quickie kind of assembly line material, but hardly the kind of burning desire that an AAAA rating calls for. Better luck next time.

Retailing: WTW fun for the unchallenged.