While d.p. titles are hardly shocking these days, director Kyle Ireland's efforts are far from routine. Before Poppy Morgan gets the stuffing knocked out of her, she enjoys tangy ass-munching from Alex Sanders and a cock lollipop from Evan Stone. Post-cornholing, Poppy provides a bubbly photogenic finish. Tee Reel and Talon tag-team up for a titty-slappin'/throat throttlin' session on Venus' blazing hot surface.

With obvious loco-motives, Brian Surewood and Rick Masters pull two trains into Victoria Sin's station. When everyone converges they commit the oldest of Sins in the newest ways … with the bestest of partners.

Cool BTS footage: Usually it's the writer who gets screwed. Here it's the director!

Pre-nom Best Anal-Themed Series/ Threeway Sex Scene (Sin, Surewood, Masters)

Retailing: D.P./Ireland aisle.