Bottom line: Despite its snail-like pace, dimwit dialogue (which sounds even dumber in subtitles) and static presentation, this title actually works!

Such an assessment is the result of a single element that goes right: authentic action.

Half a dozen schoolgirls "caught drinking alcohol" (off-camera) are taught to straighten up and fly right by a male, female discipline duo who spank, paddle and switch the girls into welt-raising shape.

If the producers ever adopt a more creative approach, the line would really sizzle.

Retailing: Solid specialty import.